New Elderly Care Programme

New elderly care programme

The Government has refused proper health care to many elderly citizens due to their advancing years. It is a worrying problem for many but help is at hand.

Join the new free care plan today.

If you are 60 years or older, you can apply.

All new members will receive a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot one MP (two if you live in England ), one MSP, one councillor and, just to be sure of a long sentence, someone you really don't like and think the world could do without.

As part of the plan, you will leave enough evidence to make sure you are caught and in due course will be sent to prison.

There you will get a safe centrally heated environment, three meals a day, lots of company, free TV and an assortment of games plus - most importantly - all the health care you need!

New teeth needed? No problem.
New glasses? They'll be provided.
New hip, knees, kidney, lung, heart?* They're all covered too.

And who will pay for all of this? Why, the very same government that told you it cannot afford your current health care. And as an added bonus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay income tax anymore.

Britain.

A GREAT country or what?.

Sad thing is a lot of this is true,

I did think it was some advice for Dai

I tell you what Gordy it make you wonder,?

Dai Robb wrote:I tell you what Gordy it make you wonder,?

It does mate,

Funny thing that is slightly related to this, As you may or may not know, I have always been a big Trekkie,

I watched an episode of Star Trek Deep Space nine today, it was about a race of aliens, who arrived on a space station (as you do) and wanted to settle on the neighbouring planet, all 3 million of them!

They got mightily pissed off that the locals wouldnt let them, they came from nothing, the usual escape from a dominating ruler etc, and instead of trying to build a new life, and to integrate into the society they were joining, they arrived with a list of demands, and took the hump when they didnt get what they wanted.

The difference was that the local Government didnt cave in to them, unlike ours of course.

It was set in the 24th century,
I really dont think we'll get that far

Insha Allah.......

Scares the hell out of me thinking what my Grand kids and even more so the Great Grand kids are going to have to face? I have seen that many changes myself, and far too many are ones that have dragged this country to it's knees.
At my age there is very little that can damage me now, I am just biding my time, God help those just starting out in life.