Righto, I'm back...

Right, I thought I may aswell make a thread for (Ron) to slag me off in...

Yes, I know I've been away for a while.
Yes, I do expect the jokes about the Canadian.
Yes, I know I've been on other sites.
Yes, I know I'm going to get pelters...

Truth be told, I'm too busy to keep up with myself these days, and the site you find me on most of the time is Facebook - I'm not even logged on pbf nearly as much as I used to be!

To cut a long story short, I've been doing a lot of charity work lately and in the last 3 months have raised £200,000 for my charity. Subsequently, i've accapted a job as a fundraising consultant at a charity in Scotland - so you can guess where my time has been going!

Band? It's been going alright, band politics - can't beat it! G2 is going brilliantly, G4? Don't ask.

Sailing? Yes - still doing it. Fell in a few months ago - THAT was eventful!

So, let the pelters begin...

To cut a long story short, I've been doing a lot of charity work lately and in the last 3 months have raised £200,000 for my charity. Subsequently, i've accapted a job as a fundraising consultant at a charity in Scotland - so you can guess where my time has been going!

WOW! and Congratulations!

[b]Sailing? Yes - still doing it. Fell in a few months ago - THAT was eventful![

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Ha...did anyone get photos.

Excuse me?? are you a member? the name is familiar I must say?

Seriously nice to have another join in the chat? Ron, Janelle and myself have ben running out of things to talk about? BUT now you are back that little problem is solved.
Congratulations on your fund raising Robbie, whilst we may take the P***, you are doing a wonderful job and more strength to you.

Seriously nice to have another join in the chat? Ron, Janelle and myself have ben running out of things to talk about? BUT now you are back that little problem is solved.

HA! I'm a woman ...I never run out of things to talk about. It's talking about stuff you guys want to listen to that's the hard bit

No worries there then Janelle?? BEER, BEER, WOMEN, BEER

And here was me thinking that Dai was the kind of guy that would prefer to talk about the length of the curtains, the colour of the Duchess of Cambridge's lipstick, or how the prices have increased in Dorothy Perkins.....



p.s.....good to see you again Robs.....how is the wee Canuck?

He's more likely to discuss the raise in prices at the local brothel.. Eh, I mean sheep market!

SHe's not bad, going over there for 5 weeks in July/August! How're you? You over here any time soon?

Cheeky wee bugger aint ya?? hides for years then thinks he can come back in and slag people off?
Jts get something straight Mister Crow, I DONT pay for it? why bother when they are running free in the fields?

That's the point - They're running! You're too old to keep up with them... THAT's why you pay for it.

Dai Robb wrote:Cheeky wee bugger aint ya?? hides for years then thinks he can come back in and slag people off?
Jts get something straight Mister Crow, I DONT pay for it? why bother when they are running free in the fields?

Yes, bit of a whipper snapper. Time he showed some respect. Maybe get him to polish your shoes or something like that.

Says he's going over to Canadia for four or five weeks in the summer. You think they'll let him in the country?

Robbie.Crow wrote:That's the point - They're running! You're too old to keep up with them... THAT's why you pay for it.

The only running they do is TOWARDS ME?? they know when they are onto a good thing(or maybe that's me?) satisfaction every time??
All these cheeky comments are being noted? and come August? REVENGE IS MINE???

He is becoming a regular visitor to Canada now? trouble is they keep letting him out again??

hmmm.....maybe we need to get the Canucks to put a fake beard on him, a Koran in his hands (and some porn apparently), and give him a passport in the name of Mullah Omar....and then send him over the border?

Seeing as he's he from west of Edinburgh, he might as well be speaking Urdu.....anyone further west than Ratho is pretty much incomprehensible!

Ryt yooh ya wee gimp - joost yi stert ti lisen ti wit ahm sayin, or ahl no be choffed lit!

Half past 10????